July 6th, 2019

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Knives Out, Jumanji: The Next Level, Spies in Disguise, In Fabric, Fast & Furious: Hobbs & Shaw

Knives Out     HD720p 83MB
Trailer for a "witty and stylish" whodunit murder mystery where everyone is a suspect, written and directed by Rian Johnson (Brick, Looper, The Last Jedi). When renowned crime novelist Harlan Thrombey (Christopher Plummer) is found dead at his estate just after his 85th birthday, the inquisitive and debonair Detective Benoit Blanc (Daniel Craig) is mysteriously enlisted to investigate. From Harlan’s dysfunctional family to his devoted staff, Blanc sifts through a web of red herrings and self-serving lies to uncover the truth behind Harlan's untimely death. Chris Evans, Ana De Armas, Jamie Lee Curtis, Don Johnson, Michael Shannon, Toni Collette, LaKeith Stanfield, Katherine Langford and Jaeden Martell are also part of the cast.
I can't believe how bad this looks considering the people involved. The colours, the close-ups, the dialogue, the camera angles, the overacting.

Jumanji: The Next Level     HD720p 110MB
First trailer for the sequel of the reboot. The gang (Dwayne Johnson, Jack Black, Kevin Hart, Karen Gillan) is back but the game has changed. As they return to Jumanji to rescue one of their own, they discover that nothing is as they expect. The players will have to brave parts unknown and unexplored, from the arid deserts to the snowy mountains, in order to escape the world’s most dangerous game. New cast additions are Awkwafina, Danny Glover and Danny DeVito. Again directed by Jake Kasdan (Bad Teacher, Sex Tape, Walk Hard).

Spies in Disguise     HD720p 101MB
Full trailer for this animated action comedy. Super spy Lance Sterling (Will Smith) and scientist Walter Beckett (Tom Holland) are almost exact opposites. Lance is smooth, suave and debonair. Walter is... not. But what Walter lacks in social skills he makes up for in smarts and invention, creating the awesome gadgets Lance uses on his epic missions. But when events take an unexpected turn, Walter and Lance suddenly have to rely on each other in a whole new way. Ben Mendelsohn, Karen Gillan, Rashida Jones, DJ Khaled and Masi Oka will also provide their voices.

In Fabric     HD720p 8MB
Trailer for the latest visual and aural, tongue-in-cheek, nightmare written and directed by Peter Strickland (The Duke of Burgundy, Berberian Sound Studio), this time about a cursed dress. A lonely woman (Marianne Jean-Baptiste), recently separated from her husband, visits a bewitching London department store in search of a dress that will transform her life. She’s fitted with a perfectly flattering, artery-red gown - which, in time, will come to unleash a malevolent curse and unstoppable evil, threatening everyone who comes into its path. Fatma Mohamed, Gwendoline Christie, Julian Barratt, Hayley Squires and Leo Bill are also part of the cast.

Fast & Furious Presents: Hobbs & Shaw     HD720p 92MB
They found a few more scene and jokes they haven't yet revealed in the first two extended trailers, so in case anyone is still unsure what to expect from this franchise spin-off, a third and final trailer. Ever since hulking lawman Hobbs (Dwayne Johnson), a loyal agent of America's Diplomatic Security Service, and lawless outcast Shaw (Jason Statham), a former British military elite operative, first faced off, the duo have swapped smack talk and body blows as they’ve tried to take each other down. But when cyber-genetically enhanced anarchist Brixton (Idris Elba) gains control of an insidious bio-threat that could alter humanity forever and bests a brilliant and fearless rogue MI6 agent (Vanessa Kirby), who just happens to be Shaw’s sister these two sworn enemies will have to partner up to bring down the only guy who might be badder than themselves. Eddie Marsan, Eiza González and Helen Mirren are also part of the cast. Directed by David Leitch (John Wick, Atomic Blonde, Deadpool 2).